libraralien | Smut Swap Letter 2019

Dear Writer,
Thank you for writing for me for Smutswap I have tried to provide some likes and dislikes here, but just know, in general I have very broad tastes. If you have certain kinks and tropes that are especially close to your heart or you are inspired to write and you are nervous about writing them for me, unless I listed them as something I specifically DNW, you have my blessing. If I didn't list something as a DNW, it isn't probably isn't a squick for me, even if it's something that is often squicky or triggery for many people. Inversely, just because something isn't on my likes list doesn't mean I won't like it. If you think something is a little out there, just trust me: I will probably like it!

Some general themes of stuff I like, with some example tags pulled from the tagset

Embarrassment: Anything from adorable blush-y awkward fumblings to gentle teasing to deep shame and humiliation. Getting caught or almost getting caught. Bodies not behaving as wanted. Inexperience and not knowing what to do. It can be sweet, or it can be fraught and guilty. I generally prefer if the embarrassment/humiliation come from the character's own internal issues, rather than their partner purposefully humiliating them.

Accidental Voyeurism, Accidentally Overhearing Masturbation, Embarrassed about wanting to submit
getting off on feeling embarrassed, Guilt Over Desire Due to it Being Illegal or Immoral, Humiliation, Internalized Homophobia, Period-Typical Homophobia, Shame in Sexual Desires, Situational Homosexuality, Unwelcome Arousal

Body and Gender Stuff/Power dynamics: I love most stuff playing with gender or bodies, especially the ways bodies can be unique or different. Body hair, scars, injuries, sweat, fluids, wrinkles: all the little unglamorous details of sex and bodies. I also like the relationships and power dynamics between people.

Anal Fingering, Bathing/Washing, Begging, Body Contrast Kink, Body Hair, Crossdressing, Fealty, Femdom, Feminization, Forced Feminization, Gentle femdom, Girlcock, Loyalty Kink, Menstrual Sex, Naked Male Clothed Female, Pegging, Role Reversal, Strap-Ons

Non or minimally penetrative sex/Loss of bodily control: There is something about character's being too eager to get it on to even make it to more involved sex acts that I love (for instance, dry humping, coming in pants, premature ejaculation). Masturbation is always good, even if it's just one character thinking about another.

Blow Jobs, Circle Jerk, Clothed Sex, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Cunnilingus, Desperate Arousal, Dry Humping, Fingerfucking, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Loss of Control, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Premature Ejaculation, Non-Penetrative Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Frustration, Vaginal Fingering, Wet Dreams

General DNWs: soulmates, unrequested alternate setting AUs (i.e. Coffee shop AUs, Regency AUs) (Canon-divergence/fix-its/alternate endings are all totally fine), asexual/aromantic headcanons, kidfic, reader-insert

Smut DNWs: scat, het Maledom/femsub, sounding, vore, unrequested non-con

Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
Greg Davies/Alex Horne

The more seasons of this show I watched, the harder it became for me to ignore this ship. I feel the central premise is obvious, with a (task)master/slave relationship between Greg and Alex. Don't be afraid to get a crack-y with this one. What tasks does Greg come up with to humiliate Alex? Does it become sexual slowly? How does Alex feel? How does Greg feel, for that matter? Do they ever take their feelings off stage, or does the whole thing play out as part of the show? I would rather the focus be Greg and Alex, but you are welcome to have Greg involve the contestants if you would like. Maybe they all have to do something sexual to Alex individually for a task? End of episode gang bang? Additionally, I know in real life Alex is the one who comes up with the tasks, so if you would like to come up with the angle of "Alex is the one writing the increasingly sexual tasks that Greg has to enact on him" then I could definitely get into that as well.

The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
Merry Brandybuck/Éowyn (Tolkien)

I love these two! I know Eowyn falls in love with Faramir while in the Houses of Healing, but what if it had been Merry instead? He was there too, after all. What if they had some "thank god you are alive" sex post-battle. Alternately, maybe they grew closer than we know on the battlefield. I would love if you leaned into the size different on this one. Even beyond the human/hobbit different, Eowyn is probably quite big and strong (she is a warrior after all). Would Merry be self-conscious of his size next to Eowyn (either of his whole body or his dick specifically)? How do hobbits feel about sex with humans? Merry fisting Eowyn might be a good way to overcome the size difference!

Wayne's World (1992)
Garth Algar/Wayne Campbell

My prompt for this one is pretty simple and really based on one moment.

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No. [laughs] No.
Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking.

Poor Garth, a furry into cross-dressing before his time! I would love to see this moment go differently, somehow. I am happy with either one being the one crossdressing. I would prefer if this one generally had a sweet, silly tone, in keeping with their friendship.

Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
Stephen Maturin/Diana Villiers

Stephen and Diana have such a weird, messed up relationship and I would love to see how that plays out erotically. Stephen is so fixated on her, even including when she is running off with other men. I would love, love, love a femdom angle on this one, with Stephen getting off on her strong personality and infidelity. This can get quite angsty, if you would like, or it can be a brief happy moment for the two of them in their relationship (they do seem to love each other, despite incompatibility).